She: Now that we are engaged dear, You will give me a ring, won't you?
Mr Tight Fist: Yes, dear. Certainly. What's your number?
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HANG, MAN
Edwin: My darling, if you don't marry me, I will get a rope and hang myself right in front of your house.
Girl Friend: Oh, please. Don't do it, Edwin. You know how father doesn't want you hanging around my house.
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KISSING-HER!
A kiss is something that brings two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
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TONGUE OF THE SLIP
She: Dear, am I the only girl you ever loved?
He: Certainly, darling. And, what's more, you are the best of the whole lot.
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TRIGONOMETRY
Teacher: What is it when I say 'I love you, you love me, he loves me'
Student: That's one of those tragic triangles where somebody gets shot.
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ZIP ZAP
As the young couple parked in a crowded lovers' lane, she sighed romantically and said, "It's lovely out here tonight - the balmy breeze, the soft moonlight, chirping of the crickets......"
"Those aren't crickets," interrupted her date. "The are zippers."
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