DRIVEN BY FUN

SPARE THE PART

Question: Which part of the car causes maximum number of accidents?

Answer: The nut that holds the wheel
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HORN OF DILEMMA

Mr John's car broke down right in the middle of a busy but narrow street. He couldn't start the engine despite repeated attempts. An impatient driver of the car behind was honking his car's horn non-stop. After some time John got fed up not as much with his broken down car as with the persistent honker from behind.

At last John got out of his car and went to 'Mr Impatient's car and told him, "Can you repair my car while blow the horn for you?"
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UNITED VICTIMS

A motorcycle cop stopped a car and pulled out his summons book. "You were driving at 100 mph , mister." the cop told the male driver of the car.

In the mean time the lady in the back seat cackled gleefully, "Just give him a warning, officer. Serves him right. I have told him for years that he is reckless, inconsiderate and dangerous driver!"

"Your wife?" queried the cop. And when the driver nodded glumly, he snapped the summons book shut and added: "Drive on brother."
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KINDLY WIFE

Mr Smith staggered in wild eyed. "I shall have to discharge that chauffeur of mine," he gasped.

"That is three times this week he has nearly killed me."

"Oh, my dear," soothed his wife, "just give him one more chance."
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CAUTIOUS DRIVER

 The fussy old millionaire was interviewing a man for the job of a chauffeur. "I want a very careful chauffeur," he said. "I want a man who takes no risks at all."

"I am just the man for you," said the applicant. "Can I have my salary in advance?"
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CAR PILOT

A tourist speeding along a highway at 100 miles an hour was stopped by a patrolman.

"Was I driving too fast?" asked the tourist apologetically.

"Heck no," replied the patrolman. "You are flying too low."
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