Air Passenger(to pilot) : When did you make love last time?
Pilot : 1955
Air Passenger : Long, long time ago?
Pilot : Not really. Now it's 2031.
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MEETINGS
A humour club members meet twice a week.
On Monday they meet to tell jokes to each other.
On Saturday they meet to laugh at Monday's jokes.
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HEAVENLY JUSTICE
A miser died and was taken to Gods Court for deciding his case. God asked his record-keeper " Did this man do any good deed in his life time? "
The record-keeper, after extensive search, said, " Yes, Lord. He once gave 5 cents to a poor man."
God said, " Give him 5 cents and send him to hell."
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THE NECK-TIE
A man was lost in a desert and wandered aimlessly for days. He had uncontrollable thirst. At last he saw a man. He was selling neck-ties. The lost man in search of water declined his offer to buy neck-tie.
After walking for some more time he found a pub and was thrilled. But his joy was short-lived because it was written at the entrance of the pub: No entry for people without neck-ties!
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About the last one...
ReplyDeleteWithout the neck-tie, sure he was not dressed to kill.
He was dressed to die!