TOOTHSOME FARE

BEST ONE

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

Assistant: Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
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SPARKLE!

Man: Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars.

Woman: Because they gleam and sparkle.

Man: No, because they come out at night!
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SLOW IS CHEAP

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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MATCHING

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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YELL TO BILL
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

"I'm shocked!" she complained."This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
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YELP TO HELP

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why?

Doctor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock cricket match.
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