DOCTOR HUMOR

MODEL MECHANIC
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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VACANCY
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
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DEAD ALREADY
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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BATTERED HUBBY
David: My wife beats me, doctor.

Doctor: Oh dear. How often?

David: Every time we play Scrabble!
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BANKED!
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
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STIRRING BILL
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?

Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.
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