Two convicts were half way through a jailbreak at night. As they were negotiating the slope on the jail's roof, a tile came unstuck and fell into the jail yard. An alert guard shouted, " Who is there?"
The first convict said "mee...yow", sounding like a cat. The danger passed.
After some time another tile fell down. The guard shouted once again. This time the second convict said,
" This is another cat! "
WEDDING GIFT
A snake charmer married a lady undertaker. A friend gave them a couple of bath-towels. The inscription on the first towel read, 'Hiss.' On the second one it was 'Hearse.'
LANGUAGE SKILL
A mouse and her two kids were chased by a cat. After running for some time the mother abruptly stopped and said as loudly as she could, "Bow-Vow."
The scared cat backed off. Then the mother mouse told her offspring, "This, my dear children, will teach you the importance of learning a second language."
LESSER SENTENCE
A day before the sentence was to be pronounced, a mobster, fearing the worst, advised his lawyer to bribe the judge in order to get lesser sentence. After paying the judge, it was agreed that sentence will not be more than five years.
And true to his promise, the judge sentenced the accused for four years in prison. Later the lawyer met the judge to thank him.
"I was worried if you could really pull it off, your honour." said the lawyer to the judge.
"I too was a bit apprehensive," replied the judge. " Because the jury wanted to acquit the accused."
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