STUPID INSTRUCTIONS

In Honor of Stupid People . . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

---> On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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---> On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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---> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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---> On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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---> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction and auto accidents if we could just get those 5 & 6 year-olds with head-colds out of the cars and off those bulldozers.)
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---> On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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---> On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash- What did you expect??)
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---> On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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---> On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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---> On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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