The guy decanted a double gin into his anus and got immediate relief. He passed the word around and soon a Scot worth his name and suffering from headache went through this treatment and got relief.
Finally a new convert tried to trace the origin of the remedy and located the original Irishman who started it.
When asked how he started this, he said his Doctor prescribed 'ANALGIN' for his headache !!!!!! (He read it as Anal Gin)
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and Heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely..... .
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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