MED JOKES BOUQUET

GIFT

Patient : Doctor, do you think I am gifted for conversation?

Doctor : No, but I'll give you one if you stop talking.
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BULLET PROBE

Army Patient : Everyday you probe my wound. You don't know how you hurt me, doctor.

Doctor : Well, I must try to find the bullet.

Army Patient : Oh, hell! Why didn't you say so before? I had it in my pocket all the time!
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DOC IN DOCK

Doctor : My dear madam, You have come to me at the right time.

Patient: Why doctor? Are you broke?
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FAMILIAL 

Doctor : It appears your disease is hereditary.

Patient : Thank you, doctor. You may send the bill to my grandfather.
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TIMINGS

Doctor : Don't you know that my office hours are from four to seven in the evening ?

Patient : Yes, I do. But the snake that bit me didn't.
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CARING FRIENDS

Doctor : I suggest that you must keep off relations with your husband.

Mrs Jones : For how long?

Doctor : At least for one year.

Mrs Jones : Oh, that's quite easy. Any of my friends will take care of me that long !
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