Every wife Is A 'Mistress" for her husband......
"Miss" for One hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman :
Before marriage and after marriage.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive,
they're wet and wild. But when they go, they take your house and car...
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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every
evening, She goes to Larry's Bar and Picks up men. In fact, She Sleeps with
anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I Should do?"
"Relax," says the doctor. "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me,
where exactly is Larry's Bar?"
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Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single one hitting the target.
From another room wife Called the husband: Honey what are you doing?
Husband: Missing you very much.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : Women are like phones; They like to be held, talked to
and touched often. But push the wrong button and you're disconnected......
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A man goes To see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is Happening and I
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what I should do?"
The Rabbi then Offers, "Tell you What. Let me talk to her, I'll see What I can
find out and I'll let you know."
The Rabbi calls after a while and says, "Well I spoke to her for three Hours. You want my advice?"
The man said "yes."
The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison’ *************************************************************************
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