GRANDPA FROG

A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?  

"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

As she is sitting on grandpa's lap she says, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

"A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like a frog."

The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please, please MAKE a sound like a frog?"

Perplexed, her grandpa says, "Sweet heart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"

And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you croak, we're all going to Disney world!"
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