Showing posts with label IRS. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

INCOME TAX ENQUIRY

“Hello, is this Miss Singleton?”
 

“Yes, it is.”
 

“Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant.  I must inform you that your tax statement was rejected by the authorities. They say that your salary and your possessions are  incompatible. Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewellery, vacations in Europe, etc.’”
 

“Oh, and what can I do about it Mr. Smith?”
 

“Well, let's do the following: Send me details of your principal source of income, and I'll see what I can do with it.”
 

“Very well Mr. Smith. I will make a scan and email it to you shortly.”
                                 Miss Singleton busy on her scanner
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