News from a newspaper from the future. A few of the items are already out of date, though....
# Hunt continues for Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Yassar Arafat's tomb in Detroit.
# 35-year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
# Texas executes last remaining citizen.
# Baby conceived naturally -- scientists stumped.
# Ozone created by electric cars kills thousands in Los Angeles.
# In sports news: Average height of NBA players now 9'7". Baseball players threaten to strike.
# New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.
# Colorado motorist arrested for not driving SUV.
# White House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time. No response.
# Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois.
# Spam, called "worse than it ever has been," is "ruining online experience." Congress considering a law to ban it.
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# Hunt continues for Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Yassar Arafat's tomb in Detroit.
# 35-year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
# Texas executes last remaining citizen.
# Baby conceived naturally -- scientists stumped.
# Ozone created by electric cars kills thousands in Los Angeles.
# In sports news: Average height of NBA players now 9'7". Baseball players threaten to strike.
# New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.
# Colorado motorist arrested for not driving SUV.
# White House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time. No response.
# Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois.
# Spam, called "worse than it ever has been," is "ruining online experience." Congress considering a law to ban it.
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