SHORT AND FUNNY

[1] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[2] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[3] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[4] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[5] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[6] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[7] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[8]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[9]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[10]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[11]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[12]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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