Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque..
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside...
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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said
'We didn't even know they were living up there'.
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Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough
television shows with minorities in mind,
So Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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