When we arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door.As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
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What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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