The man says, `Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?`
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, `There`s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.` He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, `I`m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?`
The old man says, `We`re not trying to find out anything. She`s married and we can`t go to her house. I`m married and we can`t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!
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A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, `I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...`
`But how the heck did you burn the other ear?` The doctor asked.
`They called back.`
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A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says tothe patient, `What seems to be the problem?`
The patient answers, `You have to promise not to laugh.`
The doctors said fine, and the patient pulls down his pants and the doctor tried not to laugh at his small penis.
The doctor managed to ask, `What`s the problem?`
The patient then said, `It`s swollen.`
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