The policeman said, `Take that sheep to the zoo, now.`
Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, `What on earth are you doing with that sheep?`
The guy says, `What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I`m taking him to the movies.`
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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, `I`ve lost my dad!`
The cop asked, `What`s he like?`
The little boy replied, `Beer and women with big boobs.`
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he`s innocent and, if he didn`t believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up `panda bear.` It says, `Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.`
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.
He said "It's O.J. again. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations."
"Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"
He said "about ten gallons."
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