In a reputed old winery in France, the regular taster died, so the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away, so his pretty young secretary suggested that they put him through a series of tough tests.
They gave him a glassful of wine and asked him what he thought of it. The ragged drunkard sipped it and said, "It's a white wine, a Sauvignon, three years old, grown on a northern slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct," said the astounded director. "Now try this one."
"It's a red wine again, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct!" The director was astonished. He was now desperate to get rid of this pest, so he winked at his secretary to suggest something tricky. She brought in a glass of urine and handed it to the drunkard.
The alcoholic sipped it, frowned, swirled it around his mouth a bit, and then announced, "It's a blonde, 26 years old, mild diabetes, pregnant in the second month, and if you don't give me the job, I'll tell you who the father is."
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away, so his pretty young secretary suggested that they put him through a series of tough tests.
They gave him a glassful of wine and asked him what he thought of it. The ragged drunkard sipped it and said, "It's a white wine, a Sauvignon, three years old, grown on a northern slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct," said the astounded director. "Now try this one."
"It's a red wine again, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct!" The director was astonished. He was now desperate to get rid of this pest, so he winked at his secretary to suggest something tricky. She brought in a glass of urine and handed it to the drunkard.
The alcoholic sipped it, frowned, swirled it around his mouth a bit, and then announced, "It's a blonde, 26 years old, mild diabetes, pregnant in the second month, and if you don't give me the job, I'll tell you who the father is."
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