Teacher to girl:Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray; everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.
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Lady to her maid: I have a reason to suspect that my hubby's having an affair with his secretary. Maid: I don't believe it! you are just sayign that to make me jealous!
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Santa’s donkey went missing. Santa was praying and thanking God.
Banta saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?"
Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
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Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
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Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray; everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.
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Lady to her maid: I have a reason to suspect that my hubby's having an affair with his secretary. Maid: I don't believe it! you are just sayign that to make me jealous!
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Santa’s donkey went missing. Santa was praying and thanking God.
Banta saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?"
Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
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Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
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