DENNIS, NO MENACE

Passive Voice

Teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Dennis: " I was made by a mistake"
Millionaire
Teacher: Imagine you are a millionaire. Write your life history.
Dennis didn’t write.
Teacher: Why are you not writing?
Dennis : I’m waiting for my secretary to take notes….
Fruit Chemistry
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Dennis:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Dennis:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Dennis:"BANANA"
Sign Board
Dennis was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers" 
Bus-Ted
Father and Dennis were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and Dennis was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," Dennis said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Dennis finished. 
Nearly Honest
Dennis called FM radio and said,
“I've found a purse with $ 5000/-, a credit card and an ID card of Mr.Peter, No.13,Halls Road,San Jose….”
RadioJockey : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Dennis : No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… 
Dog And Man
Dad: Do u know how to swim?
Dennis: No.
Dad: A dog is better than you! It can swim.
Dennis: So do you know how to swim?
Dad: For sure!
Dennis: Then, what's the difference between you and a dog?
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