THE RICH INHERITANCE

 A milk man who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse. He says to his eldest son: “To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses."

“To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza."

“To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices."

“And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown."

By this time the nurse listening is nearly fainting.

“Madam, your husband is very rich.He is bequeathed many properties.You all are so lucky." “Rich !! Lucky ?! Are you kidding me ??? Those are his routes where he delivers milk."
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SENIOR CITIZEN JOKES

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . please advise."

The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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