THE MOTIVATION

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles like this and told them, 'this BIG circle is your brain BEFORE drugs, and this SMALL circle is your brain AFTER drugs.'"

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?", the judge asked the second boy.

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 150 people to give up drugs forever."

"One-hundred-fifty people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I said, 'This SMALL circle is your asshole BEFORE prison....'"
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PSYCHOLOGY Vs LAW

 A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

 After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!" ...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears : “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
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